My high schools senior class this year is so excited for senior week…little do they know they’re going the wrong week..lol
Why tf do I attract all these fucktard girls. I haven’t even met you and your telling people you want to fuck me and asking me to buy you shit. I know you’re thirsty but im not gonna quench it.
angrynerdyblogger: do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
Fake a smile and no one will realize you’re dying inside.
Friend: he used to smoke weed! Me: He must be such a terrible person…..
I honestly think drinking makes me a better person. I become so much more acceptant of other people’s views and just love everyone.
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis: I have two moods One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions there is no inbetween
Fuck I’m stressed.
The Hedonism II resort in Jamaica sounds like something straight out of American Pie….I wanna go.
me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck
There are so many beautiful places in the world and it depresses me to know that I’ll never have to the money to just go and see them all.
“I wonder where will I meet her, the perfect girl that I dream of.”